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Agency That Issued 2019 Warning on Spa Injections Finally Decides to Audit a Spa

Following a 2022 petition from dermatologists and a flourishing black market of botched procedures, regulators confirm they will now visit the massage centers where the unregulated injectables are administered.

Astrologer Gives Deputy Chief Minister Three Dates When Planets Will Overrule Party Leadership

The official, who settled for the deputy post in 2023 despite similar celestial assurances, confirms the solar system is now fully prepared to bypass the democratic process and mandate his promotion.

Court Upholds 2012 Rule Capping TV Ads at 12 Minutes During 25-Minute Commercial Break

Following the ruling, networks running up to 25 minutes of commercials per prime-time hour confirmed they will continue generating hundreds of crores while evaluating the "technical difficulties" of following an 11-year-old law.

Government Shocked That Sky May Falter on Obligation to Provide 60% of Nation’s Irrigation

Following the meteorological department's lowered forecast, agriculture ministry officials confirmed they are urgently preparing to be completely blindsided by the exact same weather pattern that caused a 1.5% dip in agricultural growth last year.

State Government Hopes Latest Darjeeling Anti-Corruption Drive Will Locate 2017's Missing Rs 100 Crore

After meeting with hill leaders, the new Chief Minister has announced a proactive governance strategy to fix the exact same unfulfilled promises the previous administration pledged to permanently resolve in 2021.

State With 33% Black Population Passes Map Giving Republicans 5 of 6 Congressional Seats

Following federal court orders to stop diluting minority voting power, lawmakers successfully resolved the legal dispute by passing a new boundary plan that flips another district to their own party.