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Tula Rashifal — May 25, 2026

Tula · ♎ · Oct 18 – Nov 16 · Vayu · Shukra

A Lok Sabha Standing Committee meeting is scheduled, where your primary role involves moderating diverse political perspectives on a sensitive policy matter. Strive for harmonious debate, even if it means avoiding a definitive conclusion.

Proposals to form new sub-groups to 'delve deeper' into specific policy nuances will be met with widespread agreement. Ensure equitable representation from all parties to maintain decorum and defer heated arguments.

By the session's conclusion, a resolution to constitute an 'Expert Group on Harmonious Cross-Party Deliberation' will be passed, effectively postponing any immediate, implementable policy decisions.

Lucky Committee

The Expert Group on Harmonious Cross-Party Deliberation (Adjourned Sine Die)

Lucky Number

13 (the number of 'actionable' points deferred to a future meeting)

Lucky Colour

The neutral beige of the committee meeting room's wallpaper

Auspicious Window

10:30 AM (optimal time for introducing a 'compromise' motion)

Inauspicious Window

1:00 PM - 2:00 PM (Post-Lunch Session, prone to renewed disagreements)

Compatible Today

Mithuna (The PIB spokesperson) · Meena (The NITI Aayog policy drafter)

What To Avoid

Do not let Vrischika (The ED investigator) introduce 'evidence' that might disrupt the delicate balance of the committee.

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