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Tula Rashifal — May 20, 2026

Tula · ♎ · Oct 18 – Nov 16 · Vayu · Shukra

The Standing Committee convenes at 2:30 PM. You chair it. The agenda contains 11 items; you will permit discussion on item 2 for 105 minutes while items 1 and 3–11 are deferred "pending ministerial clarification."

An RTI asking why items are perpetually deferred will arrive tomorrow. You will respond: "Deferral is procedurally appropriate when full inter-agency consensus has not emerged." Consensus will never emerge.

You will form a Sub-Committee on Sub-Committee Governance to determine whether a new sub-committee is required to address item 7. The Sub-Committee meets in April. Governance through procedure has been achieved.

Lucky Committee

Standing Committee on Parliamentary Procedure and Strategic Deferral (Chair: you)

Lucky Number

11 (agenda items; 10 will be deferred)

Lucky Colour

the manila of a file marked 'Pending Inter-Agency Consensus'

Auspicious Window

2:25 PM (five minutes before convening; your deferral strategy is unquestioned)

Inauspicious Window

3:30 PM onwards (when members demand a decision)

Compatible Today

Mesha (new Joint Secretary attending his first Standing Committee) · Meena (policy drafter whose work will be deferred)

What To Avoid

Do not permit discussion of items 1 or 3; they will lead to decisions.

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