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Simha Rashifal — May 29, 2026

Simha · ♌ · Aug 17 – Sep 16 · Agni · Surya

A significant infrastructure project, under your purview, is ready for its inauguration ceremony. Your role as the chief guest will involve cutting a ribbon and delivering an address. The speech must adhere to the approved script.

Multiple photo opportunities will be arranged; ensure your expression reflects decisive leadership and unwavering commitment. The focus is on deliverables, not the complexities of inter-departmental clearances. Your presence is symbolic of progress.

Anticipate a brief exchange with district officials, followed by a controlled interaction with media. Complex policy details should be delegated to the relevant Principal Secretary. Your primary duty is to project an image of successful governance.

Lucky Committee

State Protocol Committee on Public Event Management

Lucky Number

9 (the number of times the ribbon will be re-tied for better camera angles)

Lucky Colour

The saffron of a stage backdrop banner

Auspicious Window

9:45 AM (for morning news cycle capture)

Inauspicious Window

1:30 PM - 2:00 PM (post-event 'review' with party high command)

Compatible Today

Mithuna (the PIB spokesperson) · Mesha (the new Joint Secretary)

What To Avoid

Do not attempt to answer detailed questions about project overruns; those are handled by the Comptroller and Auditor General.

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