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Mithuna Rashifal — May 23, 2026
A minor departmental reshuffle will require an immediate update to the official communication strategy, focusing on continuity and stability. Craft your press statement with judicious use of positive adjectives.
Questions will arise from regional media regarding a historical policy decision, necessitating a statement that neither confirms nor denies its continued relevance. Ambiguity will be your greatest asset.
The resulting press briefing, after extensive internal vetting by the PIB Fact-Checking Unit, will generate 14 new queries requiring further 'clarification of clarification' by the end of the day.
Lucky Committee
PIB Fact-Checking Unit (Clarification of Clarification Sub-Panel)
Lucky Number
14 (the number of new queries generated by a 'clarifying' press briefing)
Lucky Colour
The official blue of the Press Information Bureau logo
Auspicious Window
04:00 PM – 04:30 PM (ideal for releasing a statement that can be 'further elaborated' tomorrow)
Inauspicious Window
Live Lok Sabha Question Hour.
Compatible Today
Simha (The ribbon-cutting Chief Minister) · Tula (The Standing Committee chair)
What To Avoid
Do not allow the Kumbha (The RTI activist) to obtain the raw transcripts of any off-the-record briefings.