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Mithuna Rashifal — May 20, 2026
Parliament erupted this morning. The question was about RBI policy; the Minister fumbled the answer. You have 90 minutes to issue a clarification that neither confirms nor denies what was said.
You will craft a statement: "The Ministry stands by its commitment to coordinated fiscal-monetary frameworks while respecting the RBI's operational autonomy within the broader governance structure."
Journalists will ask what this means. You will repeat it with different emphasis. By evening, the story will have moved to another scandal. Your clarification will have clarified nothing. You will have succeeded.
Lucky Committee
PIB Media Response Coordination Unit (Established 6 hours ago)
Lucky Number
90 (minutes to craft a statement that is simultaneously true and meaningless)
Lucky Colour
the grey of a standard PIB press release
Auspicious Window
11 AM (before journalists demand specificity)
Inauspicious Window
3 PM onwards (when detailed follow-up questions arrive)
Compatible Today
Gemini (press secretary in parallel universe also issuing clarifications) · Makara (IAS officer who will read your statement and file it without understanding)
What To Avoid
Do not use specific figures or dates; generality is your shield.