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Meena Rashifal — May 27, 2026

Meena · ♓ · Mar 15 – Apr 13 · Jala · Guru

A comprehensive policy paper on 'sustainable urban mobility' will be finalized. Its core recommendation, a bicycle lane network, will be replaced with a proposal for further study on 'the cultural implications of cycling' in urban environments. No bicycle lanes will be built.

Your input on draft regulations for land use planning will be incorporated into the final document after extensive deliberation. The crucial clause you added, preventing construction on ecologically sensitive wetlands, will be rephrased to allow 'strategic infrastructure development with mitigation measures.' The protection will be nullified.

An ambitious proposal for a new rural employment generation scheme will be circulated internally within NITI Aayog. After receiving feedback from 14 different ministries, the scheme will be scaled down to a pilot project focusing on 'awareness generation' rather than actual employment.

Lucky Committee

NITI Aayog’s Research Group on the Socio-Cultural Implications of Non-Motorised Transport Adoption

Lucky Number

14 (the number of ministries providing contradictory feedback)

Lucky Colour

The pale yellow of a first-draft policy brief, destined for multiple revisions

Auspicious Window

08:45 AM (before the day's first meeting and its inevitable compromises)

Inauspicious Window

The first Friday of the month (when committees are most inclined to defer decisions)

Compatible Today

Mesha (new Joint Secretary) · Dhanu (think-tank fellow)

What To Avoid

Do not seek definitive answers from a Tula (Standing Committee chair); their role is perpetual deliberation.

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