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Makara Rashifal — May 27, 2026

Makara · ♑ · Jan 14 – Feb 12 · Prithvi · Shani

The annual IAS transfer list will be released. You will receive a promotion and transfer to a department known for its extreme inactivity, allowing for extensive 'strategic planning' opportunities. Your new office will lack an internet connection.

Your efforts to streamline an outdated administrative process will encounter robust resistance from long-serving clerical staff. They will cite 'historical precedent' and 'the way things have always been done' as immutable obstacles. The process will remain unchanged.

Intra-departmental negotiations for a prime position on a prestigious foreign delegation will require delicate maneuvering. Your carefully calibrated lobbying will be successful, only for the delegation itself to be abruptly cancelled due to 'unforeseen diplomatic scheduling conflicts' an hour before departure.

Lucky Committee

Central Establishment Board's Committee on International Delegation Participation Eligibility Criteria

Lucky Number

1 (the number of days before a prestigious delegation is cancelled)

Lucky Colour

The official blue of a freshly issued 'Transfer Order' notification

Auspicious Window

04:00 PM (time for 'informal consultations' and strategic networking)

Inauspicious Window

The first Monday of the month (when all pending issues from the previous month resurface)

Compatible Today

Vrishabha (immovable Additional Secretary) · Kanya (CAG officer)

What To Avoid

Do not attempt to introduce a new policy; the Dhanu (think-tank fellow) will suggest radical changes that are never implemented.

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