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Makara Rashifal — May 23, 2026

Makara · ♑ · Jan 14 – Feb 12 · Prithvi · Shani

A new circular outlining stricter performance evaluation metrics will be issued, requiring immediate adherence. Your meticulous record-keeping will be an advantage.

Your request for the next-tier posting will receive 'favourable consideration' from the Appointments Committee, pending the customary 'due diligence' checks. These checks may extend indefinitely.

Despite exemplary service and all compliance, the coveted posting will be unexpectedly filled by a candidate with 'prior experience in a strategically critical, but undefined, area,' necessitating a review of the internal transfer policy.

Lucky Committee

Appointments Committee (Strategic Criticality and Undefined Area Prioritization Sub-Panel)

Lucky Number

5 (the number of years since the last review of the internal transfer policy)

Lucky Colour

The precise black of an official gazette notification

Auspicious Window

09:00 AM – 09:30 AM (when early morning decisions are made before the day's chaos)

Inauspicious Window

The period of Lok Sabha elections.

Compatible Today

Kanya (The CAG officer) · Vrishabha (The immovable Additional Secretary)

What To Avoid

Avoid oversharing career aspirations with the Mesha (The new Joint Secretary) who is still learning the ropes.

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