viewing as Aries — change
Aries Horoscope — May 21, 2026
A new initiative from your department will be unexpectedly highlighted, though not for its intended purpose. Your efforts to streamline inter-ministerial communication will result in a new, more complex form for requesting clarification on form instructions.
Expect a sudden influx of urgent directives related to a pre-existing, long-ignored policy. You will be tasked with drafting an 'implementation strategy' that primarily involves forming a sub-committee to study existing implementation strategies.
A junior officer will commend your 'proactive approach' to file management, unaware that your system involves colour-coding files by their perceived likelihood of ever being opened again. The red files are not urgent, they are merely for show.
Lucky Committee
The Ad-Hoc Inter-Ministerial Review Committee on Cross-Departmental Form Rationalization (Dormant Branch)
Lucky Number
3 (the number of times you will initial a document before realizing it's the wrong version)
Lucky Colour
The off-white of a pending RTI response
Auspicious Window
11:17 AM (when the coffee machine is briefly unattended)
Inauspicious Window
10:00 AM - 1:00 PM (Ministerial 'Brainstorming' Session)
Compatible Today
Gemini (the press secretary) · Leo (the photo-op cabinet minister)
What To Avoid
Do not attempt to clarify procedural ambiguities with a Taurus; their response will be a multi-page memo.