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Aries Horoscope — May 21, 2026

Aries · ♈ · Mar 21 – Apr 19 · Fire · Mars

A new initiative from your department will be unexpectedly highlighted, though not for its intended purpose. Your efforts to streamline inter-ministerial communication will result in a new, more complex form for requesting clarification on form instructions.

Expect a sudden influx of urgent directives related to a pre-existing, long-ignored policy. You will be tasked with drafting an 'implementation strategy' that primarily involves forming a sub-committee to study existing implementation strategies.

A junior officer will commend your 'proactive approach' to file management, unaware that your system involves colour-coding files by their perceived likelihood of ever being opened again. The red files are not urgent, they are merely for show.

Lucky Committee

The Ad-Hoc Inter-Ministerial Review Committee on Cross-Departmental Form Rationalization (Dormant Branch)

Lucky Number

3 (the number of times you will initial a document before realizing it's the wrong version)

Lucky Colour

The off-white of a pending RTI response

Auspicious Window

11:17 AM (when the coffee machine is briefly unattended)

Inauspicious Window

10:00 AM - 1:00 PM (Ministerial 'Brainstorming' Session)

Compatible Today

Gemini (the press secretary) · Leo (the photo-op cabinet minister)

What To Avoid

Do not attempt to clarify procedural ambiguities with a Taurus; their response will be a multi-page memo.

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