June 5, 2026

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'Mutually Beneficial' Trade Deal Requires Government to Eliminate All Tariffs, Spend $500 Billion

Officials confirm the historic diplomatic friendship was cemented after the Prime Minister agreed to abandon Russian oil, drop all trade barriers, and purchase half a trillion dollars in foreign goods in exchange for a 7% reciprocal tariff reduction.

Party Champions Local State Interests by Giving Rajya Sabha Seats to National TV Spokespersons

High command resolves internal state leadership tussle by bypassing local aspirants entirely, opting to use parliamentary slots as patronage for loyalists without electoral mandates.

Supreme Court Banning AI From 'Fake' Judgments After Lawyers Kept Using Them

The nation's apex court has released new draft rules prohibiting AI from making judicial decisions, following repeated instances where legal professionals and lower courts eagerly presented AI-generated 'non-existing' verdicts as legitimate.

University Erases Name of 1915 Provisional Government Leader Citing 'Lack of Significant Contribution'

Executive council members unanimously agreed that Mohamed Barakatullah Bhopali’s role as Prime Minister of India’s first government-in-exile cannot compete with the historical achievement of not having a Muslim name.

US Hails 'Diplomatic Breakthrough' As Ceasefire Survives 41 Rocket Operations and Continued Airstrikes

Officials confirm the June 2 truce is functioning exactly as designed, providing critical diplomatic cover for the immediate construction of eight post-truce military outposts.